joyce is a freak

if you notice the time at the end of this entry, you WOULD realise that this isn't normal. blogging at 4.25 or so in the morning is NOT normal!!

and WHY da hell am I awake?
I'll TELL you why! cos my fucking toe is fucking twitching!!
Oh hOh... ... you read that right...
the tiny little innocent looking bitch of a toe has been jumping for a good 5 hrs plus..coming SIX! 6!
in all honesty, it does deserve a standing ovation and hell, i would give it one if not for the fact that i'm too dArn tired to...!!
at the rate it's going, it'll probably lead a longer, more fulfilling life than i would ever have imagined myself to achieve. pFft!
imagine... 80 (if i live that long) year old dead joyce in the coffin, all wrinkled like a prune and dry as a bone with a toe twitchin in victory yelling " I outlived that bitch! hoORay!!"

damn these twitches...

*twitch* *twitch twitCh*

someday... SOMEDAy... VICTORY will be mINe and ALL i say ALL twitching muscles along with their neurotic muscle spasms shall BURN ..... !

... just you wait and see...